sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

grawly:

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beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

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sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

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choord:

badwolflaurel:

brandnudes:

are we really bringing back periodic table element jokes
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we don’t need a reason

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